My mother, Mimi, just sent me the most roflmao I've ever heard:An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He
finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well, no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels. After
sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you
tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are
blind, that you should know five things: 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter. 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that
blonde joke?" The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
"Well, no...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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